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Bush 41 Has Another Hip Replaced

It is time for you to stop all of your sobbing - WonketteSurgeons replaced yet another hip on George Herbert Walker Bush today so he can hopefully live long enough to fix whatever Junior screws up tomorrow with the “Iraq Surge to Total Defeat” plan.Doctors at the Mayo Clinic cut 41 today and gave him a new robotic hip joint. He survived and is now recovering.

Just two days ago, Poppy seemed to be getting around fine and gave a typical CIA-cover-up eulogy for Gerald Ford, who worked tirelessly on the Warren Commission to hide JFK’s CIA assassins.

Hip surgery for former President Bush [AP]


7:12 PM on Thu January 4 2007
By Ken Layne
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