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Senator Jim Inhofe is still, for now, the head of the Senate Environment Committee, because Irony was brutally murdered by George Allen and placed in a black family’s mailbox some years ago. Having saved the world from melting by denying the existence of global warming, Inhofe is now making his own scientific findings available for you to peruse on a Senate website. The pamplet, “Burn more oil, everything’s fine, you stupid hippie,” makes a great holiday gift, if your friends like pdf files.White Papers [Senate.gov]