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Dear tips@wonkette.com,

You Have A Pending Payment!

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Note: Hello, if Wonkette mentions [REDACTED].com. We will send another 50 dollars.

Kind Regards,
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We considered it, but we figured we’d just drink away the first fifty and tell these guys to fuck off.