Metro Section: Kidney Stones and UTIs

Daytime stabbing on 14th Street. [The Luck of 13th Street]
On robot phone calls: “The targeted demographic was occasional voters (people too lazy to vote in mid-terms that vote in presidential elections); these people are not going to be motivated by multiple phone calls. They’re too busy smoking pot or picking up their Medicare Part D medications.” [a new blog, a blog for the rest of us]
Gourmet ranks Citronelle #12 in the US. It appears to live up to the hype. [DCFUD]
“Katherine Harris, Florida’s federal urinary tract infection, is no Charlie “Tuna” Crist, thank you very much!” [circumlocutor]
This libertarian hopes the democrats win tomorrow, loves Neko Case, had kidney stone. [Texpundit]
If this went down, we’d totally vote for Macaca too. [DCeiver]