Rumors On The Internets: Think Mr. Burns, With a Laptop
"Push Poll" mastermind laughs the evil sardonic laugh you'd expect him too, raps bony fingers. [ TPM Muckraker ]
The United States is the paragon of tolerance and diversity for all -- all but "the shifty horde on our Southern border." [ Hot Johnny And All of His Pants ]
Air America was killed by Al Franken, in the studio, with the advertiser blackball! [ Media Matters ]
It's better if the electronic voting machines are hackable -- any "teenager in Finland" is gonna choose better leaders than the "autofellating corporate shitbags" who do it now. [ The Dilbert Blog ]
Sean Hannity is more beast than man. [ Comedy Central Insider ]
Don't call it a comeback, Rick Santorum's been here for years, knocking out sweaty, shirtless men; putting suckas in tears. [ Rick Santorum via Power Line Blog ]
Charlie Rangel has lived in Harlem for 76 years, and has yet to shoot anyone in the face. [ Gawker ]