Wonkette

You can never be too careful these days, which is why the polo-shirt-wearin’ cover-band-lovin’ young Republicans of the Capital Club have been instructed by somebody — lawyer? daddy? — to Remove the phrase “one of the foremost and respected clubs nationwide” and replace it with the sadly modest “a nationally recognized organization.”Maybe they’ll get around to that one day … after this next Journey song.

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