Metro Section: Here to Cheer

Sifting through the photos of erect penises in Casual Encounters, you find the occasional request so appealing you know it will end in murder: “Let’s drink a little too much and hang out watching tv tonight.” [Craigslist]
From the use of the term “regular guys” we’ve deduced that this was written by a journalist. “Can I blow you? – m4m – 46…I especially like to suck on married, bi, straight, blue collar, regular guys. I am always looking to suck.” [Craigslist]
“Road Head – m4w…I drive a luxury vehicle.” [Craigslist]
Lovers’ Happy Hour tonight at Cafe Citron hosted by DC Bachelor and Circle V. You know, the “I pump and I dump” guy and the girl who “never makes drama.” See you there. [DC Bachelor]
MLB plans to make caskets and urns for all 30 teams. [Just a Nats Fan]