Rumors On The Internets: Thou Shalt STFU

There are telltale signs hidden in the details of the Cocktober Surprise, sitting there, waiting to be discovered – clues that God himself orchestrated the “Do I make you horny?” IM convos. [Unclaimed Territory]
Rove aide and sports fan Susan Ralston resigns over Abramoff scandal. [TPMMuckraker]
North Korea’s not building nukes to bargain with, they’re building them to blow shit up with. [Captain's Quarters]
Obama is exactly twice the dinner companion that John Kerry is — but should eat more, he’s still kinda a skinny kid. [The Swamp]
David Ignatius gets a big fat late pass. [Sadly, No!]
Bush to be impeached, basically any minute now. [After Downing Street]
David Brooks thinks Mark Foley is a folk hero to be “worshiped at consciousness-raising drum circles.” [Hit & Run]
It’s a 3-day weekend guys, better start puffing down so you can remember it. [ScrappleFace]