Rep. Mark Foley (R-Fla), who sent creepy emails to a (male) 16-year-old House page (and who’s Co-chair of the “Missing and Exploited Children Caucus”), will not run for reelection. Announcement at 4, to be followed by a pizza party and sleepover at the offices of the Washington Times.
Update: MARK FOLEY IS RESIGNING AND THIS IS OUR ITEM ON HOW MARK FOLEY IS RESIGNING FOR BEING A PERV. We know we didn’t bust out the siren, but you can really stop emailing us now. To help you through this difficult time, we have some
hilarious alarming-in-retrospect pictures of Representative Foley after the jump.