Wonkette
- Heard on the Hill: Sen. Frank Lautenberg’s (D-NJ) office announced the proud winners of its mustache-growing contest… Rep. Al Green (D-TX) chews the shit out of gum. [Roll Call]
- Reliable Source: Georgetown bar owner Britt Swan is attempting to save M St dive Sign of the Whale… Tucker Carlson, Mike Feldman, and Philippe Reines attended Jake Tapper’s wedding last weekend. [WP]
- Yeas and Nays: American Idol judge Randy Jackson is inexplicably having a recording session for musically-minded members of congress, backing up best Idol contestant ever Kelly Clarkson. [Examiner]
- Rush & Molloy: If you’d like to reread yesterday’s Radar piece on Karl Rove’s gay stepdad, here is it again. [NYDN]
- Page Six: Wyclef Jean on President Bush: “President Bush needs to smoke marijuana . . . [Bleep] Bush!” [NYP]
