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The U.S. command in Baghdad is seeking bidders for a two-year, $20 million public relations contract that calls for monitoring the tone of Iraq news stories filed by U.S. and foreign media.

Hey US Command, tell you what: give us, like, one million bucks, and we’ll get ya started with fucking Google news alerts and Bloglines.

No, no — don’t thank us. Thank your own astounding ineptitude.

(note: You may need to figure out how to use email).

Pentagon Moves Toward Monitoring Media [WP]