Wonkette Poll: Pick the October Surprise!

According to a Bloomberg report today, a horrific “October Surprise” will visit the United States before the midterms.

To be certain, the party’s confidence is occasionally tempered by the realities of recent elections. At a private gathering sponsored by Democratic House Leader Pelosi for some of the party’s biggest givers in California early this month, there was a palpable sense that Karl Rove and the White House will engineer some “October surprise.”

So, what will it be? Locusts? Zombies? Free hamburgers? Take our exciting new poll … after the jump.

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