CRIME  1:55 pm August 17, 2006

BREAKING: Judge Halts NSA Wiretapping — NSA Denies Existence of Program, Judge, Self

by Alex Pareene

Terrorist Surveillance Program ruled to be in violation of Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act
Osama bin Laden, reached by phone, calls news “thrilling.”
NSA officials forced to put giant glass to walls of telecommunications companies, lean in close.

We, personally, are celebrating the news by calling all the terrorists we know, and encourage our fellow Americans to demonstrate their patriotism by doing the same. Because now that a judge in Detroit has spoken, the NSA will surely stop doing the thing they’d been doing secretly for years because they knew it was illegal already.

Federal Judge Orders Halt to Warrantless Wiretapping [AP via NYT]

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