Wonkette

Long time Shirley Ellis fan George Allen likes to give people nicknames, so we thought we’d give him a nickname of his own. Whichever one gets the most votes will be the name we’ll use when referring to Allen at least for the next week or so. We do, however, reserve the right to continue using the “Mysterious Macaca” graphic.

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