• May 24, 2012

I Bet La Coulter Shaves Her Pits

by Justin Peters

The New Republic‘s Elspeth “That Girl Who Doesn’t Shave Her Pits” Reeve loves Ann Coulter for her [s]ass:

I love her outsized confidence, rare in females who’ve gone through puberty, which means she doesn’t turn into a pile of stuttering mush when an interview turns to her body. I love the way her face flickers devilishly for just a second when an interviewer wraps his own noose…

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Image courtesy Associated Press

See that devilish flicker? Bet she’s about to give those envirohomos what for!

Reeve also appreciates how Coulter’s oh-no-she-di’int sensibility is so different from the rest of Washington,

“[W]here always-waiting-to-talk types need to be bitch slapped out of their robotic-pundit routines, and where political conversations often pivot back to appearances.”

Of course political conversations out here hinge on appearances: Physical attractiveness is the best barometer of personal credibility.

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Obviously the very soul of integrity!

In any case, we need confirmation here, people: Does Elspeth Reeve shave her pits or doesn’t she?

A Defense of Ann Coulter [TNR via FishbowlDC]

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