Wonkette

Vows to sit this one out too.Via Newsmax, Newt prophesies everything just short of dogs living with cats:

“North Korea firing missiles…. North Koreans fire seven missiles on our Fourth of July; bombs going off in Mumbai, India; a war in Afghanistan with sanctuaries in Pakistan… the Iran/Syria/Hamas/Hezbollah alliance.”

Will Dick Cheney’s deferments finally falter in WW3?–Nick Gillespie