Wonkette
- Katherine Harris pulls the crazy train into the station for maintenance. Get well soon Katy!
- Stop Tim Russert whilst he’s walking and he will cut your effin jacobs off!
- God pardons Ken Lay.
- Joe Lieberman’s not sure who he is anymore, but he’s running for something
- American competitiveness slips again. We’re losing ground to the Koreans in nattiness of street mobs. ‘Tis of thee.
- The president can’t get his mind off his trip to Graceland, Larry King can’t get his off marginally relevant World War II era anecdotes.
- Apparently, the sodomy squadron has been napping on the job, because they needed Vanity Fair to tell them the Watergategate parties were
all about the ass-fucking.
