Wonkette

• Heard on the Hill: William Jefferson’s at-bat at the Congressional baseball game was greeted with chants of “cold hard cash” … Nancy Pelosi “wouldn’t recommend” that members of Congress appear on The Colbert Report. [Roll Call]
• Reliable Sources: Karen Feld is unemployed… Jenna Bush’s students were “only vaguely aware” that their Spanish teacher was a First Daughter. [WP]
• Cindy Adams: The spirit of The United States “endures always.” [NYP]

Update: 4+ months later, Karen Feld responds.