Wonkette

* The facts have been double checked — dipping your feet in duck shit solves nothing. [Why I Hate DC]* Climate control is for the weak — relish in the summer metro commuter stench! [Chase-ing Complacency]

* A slice of bread and a scoop of hummus do not a proper drinking “base” make. [Hey Pretty]

* Joel Surnow is not done banging any of the hottie extras, thanks for asking. [DCeiver]