Wonkette

* The Force is strong in you, grasshopper, but you are not a wonk’d master yet. [Unrequited Narcissism]* So you wanna be a blogger? Here’s what not to do. [Virgle Kent]

* If Sartre were alive today, No Exit would have had boozed up Hill-nerds talking about net neutrality. [America's Future]

* Morgan “Johnny Cakes” Spurlock had his TV producers pay for him to go to jail, where happy meals are not available. [Blah Blah Blog]

* There are way too many things wrong with this post. [Craigslist]