Wonkette

Patience, young Jedis. We’ll have something up about Dogcrapgate momentarily. How could we not weigh in on something like that?In the meantime, those of you with tastes in humor as lowbrow as ours can amuse yourself with this, from a favorite state of Oval Office aspirants:

Iowa Ear: Des Moines’ well-endowed flood control [Des Moines Register]