Wonkette

* An open letter to assholes who still have car alarms. [Barzelay.net]* If you’re rich enough, gay enough, and drink enough — boy does DC have a college for you. [DC Urban Family]

* There are so many short-timers working at the Post, they’ve started doing “trend pieces” on how same-sex bathrooms promote rampant Canadianism. [Dealing in Subterfuges]

* Happy Birthday, Orange Line! May you continue to help suits schlep to work, and schleps come to DC bars. [Metroblogging DC]