We’re Trying to Fit a “I Love My Dead, Gay Son” Joke In Here, but We Can’t Quite Manage It

If you’re not watching the Senate Gay Marriage debate, this is what you’re missing (This was illustrated, by the way, with a giant prop picture of his big-ass family):

{14:24:36} (MR. INHOFE) { NOT AN OFFICIAL TRANSCRIPT } AS YOU SEE HERE, AND I THINK THIS IS MAYBE THE MOST IMPORTANT PROP WE’LL HAVE DURING THE ENTIRE DEBATE, MY WIFE AND I HAVE BEEN MARRIED 47 YEARS. WE HAVE 20 KIDS AND GRANDKIDS. I’M REALLY PROUD TO SAY THAT IN THE RECORDED HISTORY OF OUR FAMILY, WE’VE NEVER HAD A DIVORCE OR ANY KIND OF A HOMOSEXUAL RELATIONSHIP. SO I THINK THAT MAYBE I’M THE WRONG ONE TO THE DOING THIS — TO BE DOING THIS SINCE I COME WITH SUCH A STRONG PREJUDICE FOR STRONG FAMILIES.

All right, Senator Inhofe. We believe you. Calm down. Someone better watch C-Span to let us know when they start bragging about the lack of recorded miscegenation in their official family trees.

Bonus points for owning up to “strong predjudice!”