Wonkette

* Congressman Steve King (R-IA) claims Iraq is now safer than the mean streets here in D.C. Reached at his home, Southeast Jerome offered, “I’ll cut a bitch from Iowa.” [NewsMax]* The “Straightification” of 17th St. appears complete. [Circle V]

* A comprehensive assessment of National Review’s ” Fifty Greatest Conservative Rock Songs of all time.” [DCeiver]

* Stay classy DC law students, and close your whorish mouths. [Won L]