Wonkette

* John Cornyn has the administration talking points down cold, but as for the writing — brother needs a grammar class. [The Hill Blog]* Looks like Mexicans really are stealing jobs from Americans, at least in the drug making and marketing sectors. Now, where can we get some of that Mexican Ice? [Hit & Run]

* Those damn Nobel Peace Prize winners are always shooting off at the mouth and trying to cause trouble. [Crooks and Liars]

* Feel the sting of the sports metaphor come back to bite Bush in the ass. [Washington Wire]