Let’s return, shall we, to Katherine Harris. Firstly, we’re hearing vague rumors of further implication in WatergateGate (the bit with contractors and bribery, not necessarily the poker parties, unfortunately). Considering the dinner date scandal, it’s not that surprising or far-fetched.
Secondly, we deeply apologize for forgetting to include a bunch of salacious insinuations and double-entendre in our earlier post re. Harris “dating” Charlie Crist, who, as we all remember, is a closet liberal. Who loves women. Women like Katherine Harris, the womanest woman on Capitol Hill. Seriously, we’d take her over Bo Derek any day, if we had to suggest an air of undeniable hetereosexuality. So, yeah, Katy “dated” Crist in the late ’80s. Titter titter. Seriously, it’s a weird story overall, and we think there’s very probably a reason why it came out (so to speak) now, and not any other time in the last 20 years. Some of the less respectable journalists in FLA oughtta look into it.
Then there’s this brilliant Robin Givhanesque piece in the St. Petersburg Times, quickly becoming our favorite newspaper in the country, all about Harris’ outfit from the now famous minute-long tarmac handshake with the President.
The suit is “very sexy, very alluring, but I don’t think that’s the kind of message she wants to send,” said Kelly Machbitz, a member of the Association of Image Consultants International and a monthly makeover contributor to WTVT-Ch. 13′s Good Day Tampa Bay.
PLEASE KEEP THE MAKEOVER PEOPLE AWAY FROM OUR KATY. We love her just the way she is, as God and medical science made her.
Finally, after the jump, watch Harris-mania spread across Florida like sensationalist alligator-attack articles.
The Gainesville Sun throws a fun little kicker at the end of an otherwise bland story about the “nonpartisan Forum Club of the Palm Beaches.”
In closing Monday’s event, forum club President Dennis Gallon announced next month’s attendee – U.S. Rep. Katherine Harris – to which the crowd responded with a resoundingly painful, “Uuuuhhhhhh.”