- All that domestic spying business is back in the news. If you’re not ashamed of your falafel habits, just keep on keepin’ on. [The Next Hurrah]
- Maintain a safe distance between you and any person with a sizable toilet collection. [The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns]
- Michelle’s got an unflattering pointilism-inspired WSJ headshot in the near future. Other than that: fear illegal immigrants, tuberculosis, and all restaurants in the state of Connecticut. [Michelle Malkin]
- With saloons in short supply, stage your next duel at the local strip mall. [Running Scared]
- We might be a tasteless folk drowning in white zin, but the beauty of a half-naked chick isn’t lost on us. [HuffPo]
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