Rumors on the Internets: America -- Come for the Medium-Well Burgers, Stay for the Palpable Fear
All that domestic spying business is back in the news. If you're not ashamed of your falafel habits, just keep on keepin' on. [ The Next Hurrah ]
Maintain a safe distance between you and any person with a sizable toilet collection. [ The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns ]
Michelle's got an unflattering pointilism-inspired WSJ headshot in the near future. Other than that: fear illegal immigrants, tuberculosis, and all restaurants in the state of Connecticut. [ Michelle Malkin ]
With saloons in short supply, stage your next duel at the local strip mall. [ Running Scared ]
We might be a tasteless folk drowning in white zin, but the beauty of a half-naked chick isn't lost on us. [ HuffPo ]