Wonkette

* DC owns the half-smoke! Extra chili and double extra liquid cheese, please. [NPR via Unrequited Narcissism]* A cool million: the price is right for promoting animal rights law at Georgetown. Gotta love that “hands-on training.” [Georgetown Law]

* Read it in your head with the Charlton Heston voice. [DC Urban Family]

* And your next card is: Michael Hayden. Would you like to hit or stay? [DC Mr. Anthrope]