Ok, terrifying Iran nuclear apocalypse no-turning-back everything’s-fucked article, same old same old (boy, we cared about this a lot more back before the SHAKE-UP, which has haunted all of our waking hours), but before we send the Air Force over to topple their government, we should ask ourselves, what the hell is going on in this picture???
Iran’s President Mahmoud Ahmedinejad spoke at a rare news briefing flanked by gigantic robot birds and an Yves Tanguy landscape (Behrouz Mehri/AFP — Getty Images)
Before the bombs start dropping, we should make sure we’re acquainted with their surrealistic Seussian architecture. After the Babylon snafu, we don’t want to be the ones who then proceeded to bomb the lovable inhabitants of Whoville.