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Happy End of Recess Suspicious Substance Warning!

This is a message from the U.S. Capitol Police.

The U.S. Capitol Police are responding to a suspicious substance in Lobby 8, G-3 level of the Rayburn House Office building.
All staff and other personnel are directed to avoid this area until further notice.

Please do not respond to this e-mail. This mailbox is unattended. End of message.

OH NO! Biological warfare! You know, the Rayburn parking garage, at lunchtime, on a Friday, during recess — this terrorist did not do his homework.