Rumors on the Internets: Corner-office Dwellers Care About... Stuff
* Trust your insurance agent. No, really. [ Daily Kos ]
* Wal-Mart's yellow smiley found drinking his severance pay in a Bentonville pub. [ HuffPo ]
* Listen closely to how people choose to explain themselves; you'll feel better about not liking them to begin with. [ The Evangelical Outpost ]
* CEO's know how to treat the help. [ InkWell ]
* Don't blame McDonald's for making you fat. Blame Beverly Hills residents for making you fat by comparison. [ BOORTZ ]