Rumors on the Internets: Corner-office Dwellers Care About… Stuff

* Trust your insurance agent. No, really. [Daily Kos]
* Wal-Mart’s yellow smiley found drinking his severance pay in a Bentonville pub. [HuffPo]
* Listen closely to how people choose to explain themselves; you’ll feel better about not liking them to begin with. [The Evangelical Outpost]
* CEO’s know how to treat the help. [InkWell]
* Don’t blame McDonald’s for making you fat. Blame Beverly Hills residents for making you fat by comparison. [BOORTZ]