Wonkette

We hear……that a certain daily newspaper that just won more Pulitzers than their hoity-toity New York rivals is having a little gathering in celebration on top of the Hays-Adams at 7 tonight.

We can’t decide if we want to crash it or not. Mostly because we can’t confirm whether New Yorker Robin Givhan will be attending. We want her to write a detailed analysis of the greater cultural significance of our last clean shirt!