Wonkette

When you invite the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms onto your college campus, well, you just gotta expect they’ll eventually tackle a student who happens to be dressed as a ninja. No use getting so worked up about it. Still, it provides us with additional insight into the life of your typical ATF employee. We can’t decide which is more fitting, this:

Or this:
ATF Rids Univ. of Ninja Threat [Red and Black]
Wesley Ninja Strikes Back [Red and Black]
Earlier: Now That’s What We Call Fun With Federal Government Websites