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BEST DAY OF THE YEAR! Is it a national holiday yet? IT SHOULD BE, DAMMIT. And hell, it’d be one we’d be more than happy to work on, because we’d get to post more pictures of her!

We got an email inviting us to sign her birthday card, which we were totally excited to do, but, uh, it seems to want you to enter your credit card information before you can get to the signing bit. Which, you know, we’d be more than happy to do, but responsible, objective journalists like us can get into trouble for political donations — even to universally beloved, not-crazy, completely uncontroversial people like Representative Harris. So for now, all we can offer you is this hand-made card. Feel free to print out and add glitter.
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