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Practice pointer: Judges also like it when you call opposing counsel’s argument “dumb-ass.”Who says the practice of law is hard? It took us about ten minutes to crank out a constitutional analysis of Rep. Cynthia McKinney’s immunity from arrest under Article I, Section 6. And we gave it to you for free. A law firm would have charged you several thousand bucks!

It’s Friday, as well as April Fool’s Day (observed). You didn’t think we’d let the day pass without a CNN headline post, did you?

Lawyer: Apple Trademark Claim Silly [CNN]