Wonkette

This is what we get for just leaving the penny candy out where terrorists can reach it.

London has launched controversial attempts to return terror suspects to home countries in North Africa and the Middle East. Lebanon, Jordan, and Libya have signed pacts promising that they will not abuse these returnees.

“Promise not to torture them, what?”

“Oh, of course.”

“Right, there you go, then.”

Publicly, US officials say that there are no immediate plans to close the Guant