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We received this disturbing image in our inbox–the online destination of choice for disturbing images!

This is something we can all enjoy. Let us get things started.

If babies were pandas:

* They’d be forcefed bamboo!
* They’d eventually be sent to China for political favor!
* They’d all get their names from the bloggers at Unrequited Narcissism!
* We’d know a significantly larger number of people who had FUCKED A PANDA BEAR!

Have at it, people.