Hey! Who says that all the good news coming out of Iraq doesn’t get reported? Check out the glad tidings of great joy, in an article enthusiastically titled: “In a First, Iraq Executes 13 Insurgents.”
Hooray, everyone! Government mandated execution finally has a foothold in Iraq, where, as you know–and have no doubt depaired over–it previously had never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever flourished! How can anyone doubt the awesomeness of this march that freedom is on!
I tell you, it’s times like these that make me want to fuck a bald eagle in the mouth!
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