Wonkette

* Oscar parties are a big deal in L.A. and New York — but we’re too cool for that in Washington. If you insist on watching that overlong spectacle, just stay at home and plan your own party. [Defamer; Gawker; WP]* There are lots of other things to celebrate this weekend. You all get to keep your Blackberries — and it’s that other guy who’s going to jail. [WP]

* Bloomberg News’s Washington bureau has much to be happy about. [Washingtonian]

* And so does the Washington Post. [FishBowlDC]