Wonkette

Congrats to Randy “Duke” Cunningham for entering the history books with the longest jail term ever given to a Congressman: 8 years, 4 months. All this for a little graft? It’s getting so a guy can’t make a dishonest living anymore.Dick Morris is currently predicting Cunningham’ll join Hillary’s ticket in ‘08.

(Or write your own damn punchline, it’s Friday evening, fer chrissakes.)

Cunningham Gets Record Bribery Sentence [AP via CNN]