Headlines We Would Prefer Not to See Next Week, Please

• “Celebratory Visitors Flood New Orleans for Mardi Gras”

• “Cheney Takes Aim at Critics”
• “Australian TV: Decision to Air New Abu Ghraib Photos Was ‘Pure Torture’”
• “Cartoon Violence Reaches Acme”

And don’t try to sneak any slight variations past us, either. We’re looking at you, Wall Street “Chertoff Weathers Political Storm” Journal.

Thank you.

Washington Wire [W$J]