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CORRECTIONDue to an editing error, a Februrary 13 item on how Dick Cheney totally shot a guy in the face mistakenly referred to Mr. Cheney as “Best Vice President Ever.” In fact, Aaron Burr was way cooler, due to his actually killing a cabinet member. Then he attempted to take over the country with the head of the Army, who was a Spanish agent. That’s fucking awesome. We regret the error.

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