CRIME  10:45 am February 13, 2006

For the Record

by Alex Pareene

cheneyshirt.jpgCORRECTION

Due to an editing error, a Februrary 13 item on how Dick Cheney totally shot a guy in the face mistakenly referred to Mr. Cheney as “Best Vice President Ever.” In fact, Aaron Burr was way cooler, due to his actually killing a cabinet member. Then he attempted to take over the country with the head of the Army, who was a Spanish agent. That’s fucking awesome. We regret the error.

Earlier: Dick Cheney Finally Takes a Stand Against Trial Lawyers
Related: Prominent Civil Servant seeks new hunting buddies [craigslist]
“I Have Not Been Shot By Dick Cheney” T-Shirt [CafePress]
Deadeye Dick’s Gun Club [White House Gift Shop]

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