Gossip Roundup: That Explains Everything

• Under the Dome: Bush twins attended “a celebration of vice” at the Play Lounge; Jenna reportedly danced on a sofa. [The Hill]
• Cindy Adams: Prosecutors are investigating whether Jack Abramoff and Mike Scanlon brought down Robert Livingston at Tom DeLay‘s “behest.” [NYP]
• Rush & Molloy: Osama bin Laden reportedly likes Larry King. . . Antonin Scalia skipped John Roberts‘ swearing-in to play tennis with the Federalist Society. [NYDN]