Wonkette
• Butterstick: is he the Second Coming? Whatever, y’all, we’re too blinded by the supernova of cuteosity.• Here’s a shock. Apparently, suspending habeas corpus at Gitmo may have had some unintended consequences.
• Before you plunge your obelisk into her tidal basin, make sure you’re covered in scaffolding.
• Does the religious right give a shit about the poor? Don’t spend all night on the roof of your Lower Ninth Ward shanty wondering! [Answer: No. of course they don't.]
• Bill O’Reilly got his facts wrong? This looks like a case for Totally Fucking Obvious Man!
• Radar gets in one last shot at Jenna before going belly up.
