Wonkette

• “Is redemption available to everyone in Washington today? Absolutely yes,” said Joe Lockhart. Whew. [NYT]
• Stephen Hadley on Scooter: “I will miss him as a colleague and as a friend.” We know, we know… his laugh, his little habit of straightening my tie, his adorable ability to smear administration enemies… [Fox]
• Is that a handkerchief in the President’s pocket or is he just not happy to see me? [AP]
• Arianna goes all weak in the knees for Chris Matthews’s Hardball. [HuffPo]
• Anthony Williams to sign change in DC “zero tolerance” DUI law! Now: .05 tolerance! Have another round, kids. [NBC4]
• Hey, ya think John McCain’s running for President in ‘08? [StraightTalkAmerica.com]