Wonkette

• “Americans for Better Justice” oppose Harriet Miers. Americans for the best justice just sort of depressed. [AFBJ]
• Judy and the Times: No more martinis and massages. [HuffPo]
• Some companies are so horrible about employees who leak about … really trivial shit. [Gawker, FishbowlNY]
• TIME’s New York office throws a party for new DC bureau chief Jay Carney. Because the DC office doesn’t need a morale boost or anything. Good luck, TIME NYC! Let us know if you need our notes or anything! [Gawker]
• Chris Matthews is my homie. Also: He luvs the “zesty” Fox! (Me too, Chrissy-wissy!) [Philly.com]
• Is Al Franken no longer funny? We’re concerned. Shit, he might be completely insane. [Michelle Malkin]
• Also: Indictment Bingo! While you still can! [Wonkette]