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Redskins owner Dan Snyder has formed a partnership with an ESPN executive and a local homebuilder to purchase the Six Flags Theme Park chain. Early reports indicate that Snyder is eyeing the theme park’s irksome dancing-old-man-in-a-tux mascot as the Redskins’ next starting quarterback. — HOLLY MARTINSSnyder Makes Bid for Six Flags Inc. [Washington Post]