Wonkette

• Washington depicted in sterile icons. Not like in real life. [Birdseye]• You’re flying out of Dulles? Hahahahahahaha. [DCist]

• Metrobus After Dark: uhm, not as good as Cinemax. Doesn’t even come. [Vivid Blurry and WIHDC]

• Animal Cops, Fairfax county: “Well, from where I’m sitting he kinda looks like Cujo.” [Craigslist]

• If posting is light today, it’s because we can’t breathe. Actually serious. Asthma and shit. [Capital Weather]