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REPUBLICANS  8:03 am July 26, 2005

Roberts Probably Straight (Not That There’s Anything Wrong with That)

by wonkette

ComeonhetotallylooksgayWe’re sort of thrilled that our joking about John Roberts being gay has been officially elevated to a “whisper campaign” intended to bring him down. Does that mean we can take credit for ruining the Kerry-Edwards ticket, too? We’re sure John Kerry would appreciate some help in shouldering the blame.

Honestly, we’re shocked at how little it took for our observation about Roberts’ wrestling/drag career to morph from “heh-heh” to “HEL-LOOO, MARY!” We’re been trying to get people to buy Bush as a dog-fucker for years and Powerline has yet to write an outraged editorial.

Okay, serious now: We don’t actually think Roberts is gay. We totally wish he was, though! Someone needs to keep Souter company.

The Huh-Huh Files: We’re Gonna Have to Start a Special Kerry-Edwards Homoeroticism Section [Wonkette]
To Be (Oblivious) or Not To Be [Law Dork]
Who’s Homophobic Now? [Reasoned Audacity]
“Anatomy of a Rumor.” [Althouse]
Mission: Implausible [Unfogged]

Hola wonkerados.

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